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From your ass to our printer.

How it works.

Step-by-Step Paper Printing Process

1. Choose Your Product

2. Choose Quality Tier

Cheap Ass: Basic quality for disposable needs. 
Good Ass: Mid-tier quality for everyday use. 
Kick Ass: Premium quality for high-impact materials.

3. Upload Print-Ready Files

Your files need to be ready for print exactly as you want them to appear. Files need to be CMYK PDFs with a ⅛” bleed included. We can’t help with setup, and we don’t do design work—just pure, kick ass printing.

4. Print & Ship

Step-by-Step 3D Printing Process

1. Upload Your File

Your files need to be ready for 3D printing exactly as you want them to appear. Files need to be in STL or 3MF format. We can’t help with setup, and we don’t do design work—just pure, kick ass 3D printing. Ensure your file is fully optimized and error-free for the best print results.

2. Choose Quality Tier

Cheap Ass (PLA Basic): Perfect for when you need to save some bucks but still want quality. Great for basic signage and everyday stuff.


Good Ass (Specialty PLA): Want to blow minds? Our specialty materials like marble, gradients, and carbon fiber will give you jaw-dropping, high-impact prints.

Kick Ass (ASA): Need something tougher? Go for ASA. It’s durable, UV resistant, and has a greater temperature resistance than PLA—ideal for more demanding jobs or any outdoor applications.

3. Enter Weight or Receive Quote

In order for you to check out, we need to know how much material is needed for your print. When you submit your file and we get it ready for printing, we will send you a quote with that information. 

4. Print & Ship

In the quote you receive from us, you will also receive a link for checkout. Submit your payment and let us handle the rest.